run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via djdoesdrugs)

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

(via yourmomsmoustache)

mannysantosisgonnabefamous:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

(via djdoesdrugs)

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage, via pizza)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via pizza-vs-taco)